Makeovers are FINE but why the HATE?

WARNING: THE POST YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO STUPID, IGNORANT RACISTS WRITTEN BY A VERY VOLATILE BITCH. AGAIN, BITCH METER IS ON HIGH …

I went on to youtube and for some reason, I ended up watching this video:

Okay, I understand that these chicks got mad make up skills and the fact that they might be on the bottom of the food chain for men, but as I skimmed through the comments on youtube, was it necessary to blatantly label all Asian chicks UAF (ugly as fuck)?? I mean, not everyone was an asshole but seriously, how the hell did these two girls have the grand opportunity to represent the entire CONTINENT? Just like that British golfer (don’t know his name) who said that Asian women are the ugliest women in the world a few years ago. I really don’t know where people pull this shit from and it’s aggravating that we still have to deal with prejudice at this day and age.

I posted a facebook status on Katy Perry stuffing her bra earlier this week and somehow, everyone who commented ended up talking about false advertisement when it came to women. And as I wrote on my status, a lot of people really do not know what the average female looks like. From all the photoshop bullshit we’re fed and the trends from society, it seems as though our idea of women have been a bit off. These days, people expect women to look great all the time … during sex, at breakfast, in the shower, at the mall. Look, half of us don’t even want to impress or give you the time of the day so why the hell should we care about looking good for you? Another thing is that people don’t know what real tits look like. Here is the truth:

UNLESS YOU HAVE SMALLER BREASTS (B CUPS AND UNDER) OR YOU PARTICIPATE IN A VERY RIGOROUS GYM ROUTINE THAT STRENGTHENS YOUR PECTORAL MUSCLES (and especially, if you have fake boobs), THEN YOUR BREASTS WILL SAG!

But, people don’t know that these days. Once the bras come off, guys are going, “What the fuck?”. Look, that’s the way it is. It’s called gravity. I don’t expect your penis to be up when it’s flaccid so stop thinking that boobs have an auto-perk mode.

Anyway, no one can look stunning all the time. No one. I have my off days and I have days that make me feel like I’m the shit. Yes, you can wear make up but I’m not about to wear fucking make up every hour of the day. I have better things to do and I’d rather not age prematurely for strangers that I don’t give two shits about.

This comment from the video really got to me.

This was the first time I’ve ever mildly insulted anyone. I usually try to be the wise sage on youtube because I get top comment all the time but this dude pissed me off. He kept talking the Middle East and blah blah blah. I’m thinking this guy is an idiot because the Middle East is a part Asia because they are not a part of Europe. Then he goes on to tell me that I have small eyes, etc. and I don’t even have a profile picture up for youtube because I rarely use it. This guy is stupid and he only accounts for a fraction of the stupidity in this world. Middle Eastern chicks wear kohl liner, eyeliner, contact lenses, the whole nine yards …. and for some reason Oriental (that is the correct term) ladies can’t? Bullshit man.

I usually don’t waste my time on people like him, but prejudice is a topic I feel strongly about.

And for the “I like naturally made up girls” saying guys, yeah right. I bet you don’t even know half of the shit she’s done to her body let alone tell you. Half of the time, men can’t discern the difference between a woman with breast implants and someone without.  Ladies don’t need to be impressing you. And the girls who are saying the same thing about how only ugly people wear make up, to hell with you too. You probably are insecure about yourself and your make up skills suck ass so that when you try to put it on, you fail miserably and look like a dumbass. Shout out to Ceci, I got her for you girl!

We should be able to dress and look how we feel/are on the inside. Not wearing make up or wearing enough to scare the shit off of a drag queen shouldn’t change the way someone feels about you if they like you for who you are. I walk out of Sephora all the time looking like Nicki Minaj and I don’t care if I’m not sporting an everyday look. I’m not for make up but I’m definitely not against it if it’s a part of who you are. I could shave my head and my husband would still tell me at the end of the day that I’m the best woman that he’s ever met and that he’d die without me. That’s friendship and love.

If you change for others, how can people respect you for doing that?

So we’ve come to the end of the post and yes, all of the above was a rant but you knew that from the beginning.

Also, I googled natural girls just because and no bitch wasn’t wearing make up. I hope you all had fun with this bitch fit. Stay tuned for more articles this weekend!

None of them were natural (no make up/no plastic-cosmetic surgery)

Playing Chemist Today & the Man Who Thought He Tasted Good

I’m still impatiently waiting the day I get my hair colored and I have to admit, I don’t like waiting for things that I can do myself. Since last night, I’ve snipped a swatch of my hair and have taken the liberty to bleach and color it since I have a whole stash of hair color and lighteners in my bathroom. I like the results considering I started off with black hair (which was coarse and very-resistant) and now it’s a nice snip of light golden blonde with a few strands of bright golden blonde. I used 7th Stage Lightener with 30 volume cream developer as well as the bleach activator (ratio of 2:1:2) and it took about 45 minutes for it to lift from level 1 (black) to level 8 (light blonde). There were a lot of yellow undertones to it, but since I didn’t have any toner on me last night, I decided to lift it with a high lift blonde hair color that used blue and violet tones to counteract the yellow. The hair color has a nice consistency and I haven’t found any breakage or profound damage. I could add some copper brown lowlights and etc and I’m pretty sure I’ll definitely finish it off with toner but can’t do that now. So the swatch isn’t perfected yet. (yeah, I got lazy with lighting today so this photo will have to do.) Almost! Now, the hardest part is just deciding whether I should go ahead and do it myself or wait it out. Sigh … decisions, decisions.

I went and got my make up done this past weekend and so far so good. I swapped out my Laura Mercier Creme Smooth Foundation for the Silk Creme one since the Creme Smooth gave me a bit of an orange, ashy tone which didn’t work out so well since I like everything done to my chest to match. So I’m a Sand Beige in Silk Creme and that stuff really goes a long way because for the past few days, I’ve only had to use pea-sized drops. I left after my hour and a half make up session and I ended up going back to purchase the Flawless Skin Mega Moisturizer also from LM.

It wasn’t until I got home that I realized that my moisturizer was for normal/combination skin. I honestly hate going back and forth to the same places but the normal/dry skin version was definitely worth it. It has a light peppercorn scent. I don’t know why but no one seems to mind so far. It moisturizes all day and even if I start flaking, the cream does its job by keeping it all together and virtually unnoticeable. The cream has sunscreen infused in it as well as the Silk Cream Foundation so it’s a plus when it comes to protecting yourself from the sun. Yay, great skin until 65! It’s a 1.7 oz. pot of wonders and I’m hoping that I’ll be able to continue saying good things about it a few weeks from now.

I got a gift from the Laura Mercier counter and it was a make up bag full of everything I would’ve wanted from the collection such as tightliner, flawless skin repair serum, loose setting powder and so much more. I’ve been using the repair serum in the morning and evening after I cleanse my face and follow with a nickel-sized amount of the moisturizer. The serum works wonders and I can already see that it brightens the darker patches on my face and it’s only been four days! I’ll be hoping to purchase it soon when I have $95 to spare (yes, it’s great but a bit steep).

Nothing much has been going on except for that guy who went and cut his finger off to cook it with veggies last week. It’s pretty rare to find a cannibal let alone a self-cannibal.

The man from New Zealand reportedly consumed his finger after giving it a good saute with some peas and carrots. The 28-year-old was not under any kind of influences and after visiting the hospital do they diagnose him as moderately depressed. Crazy, huh? I guess we all wonder what we taste like ourselves at some point in our lives. I just hope he’s done after this.

Look out for my upcoming post this Friday on hair stylist etiquette and how to get the most out of your hair salon visit!