Horseback Riding in the Cohutta Wilderness

I was supposed to post this yesterday … even though it took place nearly three weeks ago. I joined the Outdoor Adventures Club mainly for two reasons:

  1. I love doing outdoors stuff (sports not included). Rock climbing, canoeing, hiking, camping, etc. are all the good things (and more) that I like to do. I also like to take photos of the outdoors probably due to an inner cry from being immersed in an urban city all day. 

  2. I like to meet new people and especially the ones who share the same interests as I do. My friends are generally grouped according to what they like to do socially and not do socially. I wish there was a one-size-fits-all effect.

So I joined and expected to have fun mostly alone honestly. I decided to go to IHOP before heading off to the designated meeting spot. The last thing I needed was to pass out in the middle of the wilderness. Peter dropped me off at the gazebo of GPC’s Dunwwody campus and the vibe kind of reminded me of the stark black and white films of barren wastelands. It was 8 in the morning and it was cold so I guess I should not have expected pepped up individuals. A tall brunette who could’ve passed off as a Ralph Lauren model greeted me and I was passed a waiver. Ralph Lauren solicited a pen from Indiana Jones, a guy with sandy brown hair and crystalline eyes , (which I later found out that I had the exact same one in my purse) to fill out. When it was announced that we would start boarding the bus, I made a beeline for the bus. I passed the first row of seats although they were the most spacious, overlooked the second and made myself comfortable in the third. I scooted in and stiffly bunched myself towards the window on my right. I silently cursed myself for not bringing any headphones to listen to my music with, but I remembered that I had wiped my phone clean the night before. Indiana Jones sat in the row in front of me, while jean-clad Matt McNamara (Nip/Tuck) coldly gazed out the window across from me. An Asian girl abundantly dressed in neon yellow and neon everything sat behind Matt McNamara. We were off at 9:15 am and I figured that we’d be there in two hours.

Thirty minutes in, I felt a poke. Well, more like a shy jab honestly. I slowly turned to my left and peeked through the opening between the double seats. The girl behind me was about my height and stature, maybe ten pounds less, with almond-shaped eyes, side-swept black bangs, and a slightly higher bridged version of my nose. I secretly wanted her nose. She flashed a bright smile.

“Are you Chinese?” she asked ever-so-nicely.

“Yes?” It somehow came out as a question, a preamble to the “And what?” I thought in my head.

“Yay!” ‘Yay?’ She flashed an even brighter smile. “Do you speak Mandarin?”

“No.” She looked at me as if she wasn’t sure if I was Chinese at all or not.

“I don’t but I speak Cantonese,”I chirped in.

“Where are you from?”

“I was born here but my parents are from Guangdong of Guangzhou.”

“I’m Ariel.”

“I’m Machelle,” I said as I angled my hand over the back of my seat. Although a  bit puzzled, she shook my hand regardless.

“You two are Chinese?” We both looked to our left and the girl in neon yellow scooted closer to the center of the bus. Matt McNamara looked over in disbelief that three girls, who were strangers no more than a minute ago, had bonded over the mere fact that they were all Chinese.

“Yes,” Ariel and I said in unison.

“Not to mean anything bad but I thought you were Korean,” she said to Ariel.

“I honestly thought the same thing,” I added with a tinge of shame.

A surprised laugh escaped from Ariel, “I’m from Taiwan.”

The girl in neon said she was from mainland China and I mentioned again that I was from Canton. We marveled at the fact that we were all three different versions of Chinese. Yoyo pointed to a tanned Asian guy in the back of the bus and said that he was Cantonese as well.

“I’m Yoyo,” the girl in neon announced and I was happy to have met an actual person named Yoyo.

We spoke for thirty more minutes exchanging our majors and bits and pieces of ourselves before Ariel decided to take a nap. Yoyo and I spoke for a bit more and she also offered me food. I had gone back into my own space and when I looked back to talk to Yoyo again, I would find her holding a different food item every time. First she had a muffin, then a banana, then a pastry.I had only brought two Zyrtecs, two Advils, a can of Arizona green tea, and two paper towels  that I packed in a small Microsoft bag.

” Weren’t you just eating a muffin earlier?” I asked, confused because I couldn’t figure out if she had eaten two pastries or if it was a muffin and a pastry.

Yoyo looked down at the pastry between her hands, “I didn’t eat a muffin earlier. I only had a banana.”

I furrowed a brow, “Really? I thought I saw a muffin.” I left it at that but I knew I saw a muffin earlier.

Indiana Jones and Matt McNamara exchanged thoughts on portable speakers and headsets while I compared some other models quietly to myself. I slipped the two Advils out and dryly swallowed them. Since the Arizona tea came in a can, I didn’t want to open it just for two Advils.

Big mistake.

I ended up with the nauseating gag feeling in the back of my throat for the next three hours. I’ve dry swallowed many pills in the past but never again when it comes to liquid gels.

Thirty minutes away from the Cohutta wilderness, we pull up to a McDonald’s and I am like, ‘Finally!’ I wasn’t hungry but I figured I’d munch on some fries and drink some Coke to hopefully take the rest of the pills down that were still stuck. After a box of fries and half of my drink, they were still stuck. Yoyo and Ariel got the new McWraps (I hadn’t heard about them at the time but I love them now) and I stuck with my tried and true Big Mac. I thought that specific trip to McDonald’s was quite interesting because the cashier looked as though she had never seen so many colorful people in her entire life. Well, there’s a first time for everything. The McDonald’s was located next to a movie theater that only showed two movies. One movie was a PG and the other was a PG-13.

After we left with our food, I can say it took us literally an hour. We missed a turn and we ended up having to go back. The road then turned into a gravel road that circled a mountain from bottom to top and back down again. The tight turns had just about everyone groaning as the McDonald’s swished around in our stomachs. My nausea came from the stuck pills while Matt McNamara clung onto his stomach with his right hand and held the annoyingly loose window of the rented coach with the other. Howard Tang, the Cantonese Asian guy who had moved up from the back of the bus earlier, kept his head near his knees as he continued to tell himself that he shouldn’t have eaten earlier. Yoyo and Ariel slept through the entire ride of the hill as I snapped photos of the landscape.

Just something to keep you guys reading lol.
Just something to keep you guys reading lol.

When we finally met up with the horse trainer, she led us with her F-350 (not entirely sure honestly) to a campsite in the Cohutta wilderness where her horses were. All 21 people were divided into three groups mixing both the experienced and inexperienced. Prior to the trip, I had only ridden once and that was when I was 5 on top of a pony. Group 1 would go riding first while group 2 (I was a part of) would go hiking. The third would wait and go riding at the end. She explained that smoochy kissing sounds and a nudge with the heel of our shoes/boots meant to go. Saying “Woah woah” followed with a tighter rein meant to slow down and further more to stop. Pull the rein in whatever direction to steer (ex. pull to the left to go left). Horses were to travel in a single file line otherwise you risk the horse trying to kick the one near it.

My horse was one of the only two or three females horses there and her name was Ellie. Ellie was a dark brown American spotted saddle horse. Her mane had alternating blonde and brown streaks and she was pretty round so I had to stand up when riding her a couple of times to step down on the stirrup to straighten up my saddle. We rode for about two hours, ducking under half fallen trees and treading through a beautiful creek. It was an absolutely great day for a horse ride because there was light wind with the cool temperature. I was wedged between Yoyo’s horse who went too slow and Howard’s horse that went too fast, almost passing me a couple of times. Ellie even tried to kick him once because he was too close. I was relieved on the ride back because I went to the back of the line. I allowed myself to trail behind a lot more so Ellie and I could move a little faster to catch up. I enjoyed these moments the most when I didn’t have to worry about tightening her reins, and I just let her trot and a little more than that at times.

On the drive home, we spent most of the ride either asleep or comparing photos, and goofing off. Ariel fell asleep so Howard went and took a photo of her. Yoyo and her cow neck pillow was next.

The guy in front of me, Indiana Jones, turned around and said, “I’ve been trying to figure this out for a long time, but where are you from?”

“I’m actually Chinese, but I can see why you asked,” I replied.

“I couldn’t figure it out. I knew you were part Asian but I thought you were mixed with something else.”

“I get that all the time. People think I’m Mexican. Filipino. Hawaiian.”

“Oh okay then.” He sounded relieved and I jumped on the chance to ask him where he was from because, to save my life, I could not figure out where he was from based on his accent. For all of you who don’t know me too too well, I have a thing when it comes to accents. I’ve basically rid myself of any regional influences just because I wanted to sound like a CNN news anchor. I can tell the difference between handfuls of accents so when it came to this person, it was a bit of a challenge. Indiana Jones had a mixture of New York, Philadelphia, a bit of Southern, and something exotic. It killed me that I couldn’t figure it out. It turns out that he was from the South, but he moved to South America and learned Spanish. I think the emphasis on the r’s and the vowels never left him. He is a really nice guy whose priorities were his outdoorsy hobbies and his girlfriend.

Indiana Jones whose real name is Brooke Livengood (I actually only got his last name at the time) borrowed Yoyo’s phone, switched the camera to the front-facing one and snapped a photo of the Bengali girls in the front row who both had been sleep … with their mouths wide open! I reminded myself not to fall asleep in this crowd!

We tried to stop by at the Mercier apple orchard but we were fifteen minutes too later and they had closed by then. We reached Atlanta by nightfall and I was glad I joined the Outdoor Adventures Club at GPC. I can’t wait for the kayaking/canoeing trip in April. It’ll be the last event of the semester but I’m sure it’ll definitely be fun. I hope you all have enjoyed reading this slightly longer post but I just wanted to make sure I got everything in for this one.

Your Dreamgirl is Really A Bitch and Why Georgia is One, Too

Bitches, (not you all!) come in good ways and bad. Today, is all about bitches, bitching, and being one, too. I’ll start off with my good side and move onto to Georgia’s forthcoming crisis.

So I’m an avid reader and I’ve just finished reading Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov, for the third time. It’s not only because I used to be a sweet and nice girl who needed some desperate help and turned to a self-help book, but also the fact that I have a hard time following directions. You tell me to do one thing, and I’ll forget so rereading guides and self-help books are things I always do.

Hah, I never had that problem with fiction. But then again, there isn’t too much to learn from fiction anyway. (Imagine what we’d learn from Twilight …)

Most of you will be thinking, “Why would I want to be a bitch?” or, “That’s not true. It’s a lie!” I know, I know. According to dictionary.com this is what a bitch is:

bitch: 

  1. a female dog
  2. a malicious and selfish woman

Now, by no means do I nor Sherry advocate ladies to be female dogs or malicious, lewd women. As Sherry mentions in her intro, she’s talking about the woman who knows how to get her own without a man. She’ll stand up for herself when he crosses that line (which he’ll do any time he can get away with it). This kind of woman doesn’t need to shout, throw things or give him ultimatums because she knows that all men are like toddlers, they’ll test the waters (of your patience) to get a reaction. So what the bitch does is simply ignore his actions and he comes running around because he thinks she’s not caring enough to bicker anymore. It’s not about tricking him or anything. It’s about being accepted and respected the way you should be.

"Oh yes, you are!!!"

This book’s purpose is to take you away from being a doormat. Ahem, I mean the nice girl. You know, the one who changes her outfit because the moment he grimaced and wrinkled his nose in disapproval, she was praying that it wouldn’t be the end of life as she knew it. She’s always the one waiting on his calls, and she drops her social life so that he can make the time to see her. Like Argov puts it, “she slaves away cooking a seven-course candlelit dinner, and all he does is call to blow her off at the last-minute. And the next day when he calls her to get some uh-huh action, she says yes.”

The book is split into chapters and there are a total of 11. Sherry Argov goes from teaching you basic principles of attraction, to holding off on the sex and how it benefits you, to being a “dumb” fox, and much more. It’s very easy to read and I’ll tell you that it really does work. Her attraction principles got me hooked and taking the book seriously. Here are some to check out:

ATTRACTION PRINCIPLES

  • #1 Anything a person chases in life runs away. (kitties included!)
  • #7 Act like a prize and you’ll turn him into a believer.
  • #30 Any time a woman competes with another woman, she demeans herself.
  • #36 The token power position is for public display, but the true power position is for private viewing only. And this is the only one that matters.

I have an interesting story about how I got results through this book. Pete and I had only been dating for a few months when I asked to borrow some money in order to pay off my a bill since I hadn’t been paid yet. He offered to pay for it without me borrowing so I gave him the deadline and thought nothing else. Time passed and my bill was borderline of being overdue. No words could urge him to pay the bill so I took matters into my own hands. I called up a guy friend and asked him to borrow the money and he happily agreed. Pete called me around midday to see how I was doing and asked about my bill. I told him there was no need because the bill would be paid very soon. That piqued his interest and he asked how. I told him that my guy friend would be fine lending me the money. These were Pete’s exact words:

“I want you to call him immediately and tell him never mind. You are not taking any money from him. Do you have a pen and paper handy because here’s my credit card number … “

You see, immediate results. We didn’t have to fight or argue and no one’s at fault. A man needs to feel like he has a purpose and wants to protect his woman. When I enlisted another man for help, it would’ve meant that he, as a man, was incapable of providing for his woman and men value ego above everything. I just had to indirectly get him to do my bidding. So I got my bill paid, and he felt like a king for saving the damsel in distress. Easy as that.

You can find Why Men Love Bitches at amazon.com, Barnes and Noble, Borders, or any retail bookstore near you. I wish I could say more about this book but that’s for me to know and for you to find out.

Georgia has gone and committed economical suicide with Governor Nathan Deal going down for political suicide as well.

The Georgia Immigration Bill headed over to Nathan Deal today and it really sounds like he’ll sign it. So this new bill (HB 87) allows the state’s law enforcement and any new hires a business with over 10 employees makes, the authority and right to identify illegal aka undocumented immigrants. Now, not only will criminals be arrested for a crime, they have to prove that they’re legal immigrants, citizens, etc. This bill makes getting a job harder for many of our secret citizens, of course, and what does that mean for people who are illegal but are already hired and working?

The thing that bugs me the most is why the United States has always been geared towards getting Mexicans, yes I said Mexicans, out of here. It’s as though they are the only people who’ve EVER come to America illegally. I know people up and down the street who are illegal. A Bangladeshi college friend of mine is illegal. The Asian girl who backstabbed me a few years ago has illegal grandparents. My Mexican friend who pays taxes is illegal. A lot of foreign students with expired visas are illegal. So why … are we targeting only one country? I mean, did we feel bad for the Vietnamese because we tried to wipe out their government decades ago or do we really feel bad for foreign students from third world countries so that we overlook them? Yes, it may be the fact that in the past decade, a whole bunch of Mexicans have come over, but a lot of illegal immigrants from elsewhere did, too. And now, if anyone is harboring or transports immigrants, are subject to punishment, too. So it’s best we start pointing fingers and play I Spy the Mexican before we, ourselves, get into trouble, too, right?. What complete bullshit.

Really, how is it okay if US citizens have a problem with the law, we go to Canada to use and take advantage of their established government? Latinos have to wait years, sell everything they have, or ride on top of trains before they can live a dream but all I have to do is drive across the northern national border? Seriously, that doesn’t make any sense.

We're going to need a lot of praying for this.

Honestly, Georgia and the United States of America should both know and recall the economic downfall that took place after Arizona tried to drive out illegal immigrants with a similar bill a year ago. GA hasn’t been looking too good since we’re just recovering from a gas and drought crisis within the past few years. And now, crime rates will go up. The remaining Hispanic community here without documents will be living in fear of the cops and that’s not good at all when it gets to the point when people won’t be reporting crimes because they’re afraid that they’ll get caught.

I don’t believe that we should just let people from other countries unlawfully come here, but at least do something good for the ones who are here already. It won’t hurt for them to have a fearless and legal standing. We should enforce the border security and do our best in educating people who want to come to the US be establishing international programs suited for this cause.

I’m certain lawsuits will erupt and truthfully, we saw this coming. (I didn’t because I didn’t vote for that man.) The majority of GA voted for Nathan Deal, who specifically said that he’d target the illegal immigration issue once he was elected. Georgia’s House Bill 87 is extreme, racially profiling, and depressing and we’re going to be the ones who live with it.