Makeovers are FINE but why the HATE?

WARNING: THE POST YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO STUPID, IGNORANT RACISTS WRITTEN BY A VERY VOLATILE BITCH. AGAIN, BITCH METER IS ON HIGH …

I went on to youtube and for some reason, I ended up watching this video:

Okay, I understand that these chicks got mad make up skills and the fact that they might be on the bottom of the food chain for men, but as I skimmed through the comments on youtube, was it necessary to blatantly label all Asian chicks UAF (ugly as fuck)?? I mean, not everyone was an asshole but seriously, how the hell did these two girls have the grand opportunity to represent the entire CONTINENT? Just like that British golfer (don’t know his name) who said that Asian women are the ugliest women in the world a few years ago. I really don’t know where people pull this shit from and it’s aggravating that we still have to deal with prejudice at this day and age.

I posted a facebook status on Katy Perry stuffing her bra earlier this week and somehow, everyone who commented ended up talking about false advertisement when it came to women. And as I wrote on my status, a lot of people really do not know what the average female looks like. From all the photoshop bullshit we’re fed and the trends from society, it seems as though our idea of women have been a bit off. These days, people expect women to look great all the time … during sex, at breakfast, in the shower, at the mall. Look, half of us don’t even want to impress or give you the time of the day so why the hell should we care about looking good for you? Another thing is that people don’t know what real tits look like. Here is the truth:

UNLESS YOU HAVE SMALLER BREASTS (B CUPS AND UNDER) OR YOU PARTICIPATE IN A VERY RIGOROUS GYM ROUTINE THAT STRENGTHENS YOUR PECTORAL MUSCLES (and especially, if you have fake boobs), THEN YOUR BREASTS WILL SAG!

But, people don’t know that these days. Once the bras come off, guys are going, “What the fuck?”. Look, that’s the way it is. It’s called gravity. I don’t expect your penis to be up when it’s flaccid so stop thinking that boobs have an auto-perk mode.

Anyway, no one can look stunning all the time. No one. I have my off days and I have days that make me feel like I’m the shit. Yes, you can wear make up but I’m not about to wear fucking make up every hour of the day. I have better things to do and I’d rather not age prematurely for strangers that I don’t give two shits about.

This comment from the video really got to me.

This was the first time I’ve ever mildly insulted anyone. I usually try to be the wise sage on youtube because I get top comment all the time but this dude pissed me off. He kept talking the Middle East and blah blah blah. I’m thinking this guy is an idiot because the Middle East is a part Asia because they are not a part of Europe. Then he goes on to tell me that I have small eyes, etc. and I don’t even have a profile picture up for youtube because I rarely use it. This guy is stupid and he only accounts for a fraction of the stupidity in this world. Middle Eastern chicks wear kohl liner, eyeliner, contact lenses, the whole nine yards …. and for some reason Oriental (that is the correct term) ladies can’t? Bullshit man.

I usually don’t waste my time on people like him, but prejudice is a topic I feel strongly about.

And for the “I like naturally made up girls” saying guys, yeah right. I bet you don’t even know half of the shit she’s done to her body let alone tell you. Half of the time, men can’t discern the difference between a woman with breast implants and someone without.  Ladies don’t need to be impressing you. And the girls who are saying the same thing about how only ugly people wear make up, to hell with you too. You probably are insecure about yourself and your make up skills suck ass so that when you try to put it on, you fail miserably and look like a dumbass. Shout out to Ceci, I got her for you girl!

We should be able to dress and look how we feel/are on the inside. Not wearing make up or wearing enough to scare the shit off of a drag queen shouldn’t change the way someone feels about you if they like you for who you are. I walk out of Sephora all the time looking like Nicki Minaj and I don’t care if I’m not sporting an everyday look. I’m not for make up but I’m definitely not against it if it’s a part of who you are. I could shave my head and my husband would still tell me at the end of the day that I’m the best woman that he’s ever met and that he’d die without me. That’s friendship and love.

If you change for others, how can people respect you for doing that?

So we’ve come to the end of the post and yes, all of the above was a rant but you knew that from the beginning.

Also, I googled natural girls just because and no bitch wasn’t wearing make up. I hope you all had fun with this bitch fit. Stay tuned for more articles this weekend!

None of them were natural (no make up/no plastic-cosmetic surgery)

Breastpumping like a BOSS! AWKWARD!

So here I am sitting the office with Jack in my arms. He looks a bit puffy after having woken up from some kind of nightmare. He’s sucking on my shirt creating a silver dollar size wet spot on my sleeve. I don’t really mind since I’m about to change my shirt anyway. Anyway, I

The mother of all breast pumps!!!

breastpump, plain and simple. Some people say it’s time-consuming and if you think about it, it is. I’m attached to my Medela Symphony eight times a day, fifteen minutes each and somewhere along the way, I’ve become addicted to it. I start feeling weird and stressed out if I’m not attached to the banana yellow machine every three hours. Since I’m at home most of the time, it’s not so hard to do anyway … however, it’s the times when I’m out that worries me. I’m pretty sure that I am exaggerating but that’s okay. It’s alright to have a little bit of drama every once in a while.

Since Jackson had some feeding issues at birth, I’ve been attached to this breast pump since I left the hospital. It’s a hospital-grade pump that only costs $73.83 a month to rent and that’s way better than purchasing it for $1499! Eeek! Three months and still going strong. My goal is to give him breastmilk for 9-12 months and I don’t intend on giving up any time soon. I’ll blog another post about the pros and cons of breastpumping when I get the chance.

Did I ever mention that I love the television show, AWKWARD. ?

So the ninth episode of Awkward. aired last Tuesday night on MTV and it’s one of the shows that I really look forward to. It’s about a fifteen year old girl named Jenna Hamilton who hooked up with a popular guy (her long time crush) at summer camp. Camp ends and she’s back at school but Matty (her crush) doesn’t publicly acknowledge her. She receives a note from anonymous telling her to step it up otherwise she might as well disappear. And it just so happens that pills fall all over the bathroom floor leading her to slip and break her arm. The shaving razors fall out and the hair dryer goes in the bath tub. You can only imagine what her parents thought when they found her. So she starts off school with everyone ogling her cast while Jenna is forced to be on suicide watch with her new buddy-buddy counselor. I love this show so please check it out and be patient because it really gets a whole lot better. 

So look out for a few more posts. I’ve got a whole bunch of blog posts coming up from Asian TV makeovers to bb cream cults, Windex reviews, and much much more.