Category: Beauty

Makeovers are FINE but why the HATE?

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WARNING: THE POST YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO STUPID, IGNORANT RACISTS WRITTEN BY A VERY VOLATILE BITCH. AGAIN, BITCH METER IS ON HIGH …

I went on to youtube and for some reason, I ended up watching this video:

Okay, I understand that these chicks got mad make up skills and the fact that they might be on the bottom of the food chain for men, but as I skimmed through the comments on youtube, was it necessary to blatantly label all Asian chicks UAF (ugly as fuck)?? I mean, not everyone was an asshole but seriously, how the hell did these two girls have the grand opportunity to represent the entire CONTINENT? Just like that British golfer (don’t know his name) who said that Asian women are the ugliest women in the world a few years ago. I really don’t know where people pull this shit from and it’s aggravating that we still have to deal with prejudice at this day and age.

I posted a facebook status on Katy Perry stuffing her bra earlier this week and somehow, everyone who commented ended up talking about false advertisement when it came to women. And as I wrote on my status, a lot of people really do not know what the average female looks like. From all the photoshop bullshit we’re fed and the trends from society, it seems as though our idea of women have been a bit off. These days, people expect women to look great all the time … during sex, at breakfast, in the shower, at the mall. Look, half of us don’t even want to impress or give you the time of the day so why the hell should we care about looking good for you? Another thing is that people don’t know what real tits look like. Here is the truth:

UNLESS YOU HAVE SMALLER BREASTS (B CUPS AND UNDER) OR YOU PARTICIPATE IN A VERY RIGOROUS GYM ROUTINE THAT STRENGTHENS YOUR PECTORAL MUSCLES (and especially, if you have fake boobs), THEN YOUR BREASTS WILL SAG!

But, people don’t know that these days. Once the bras come off, guys are going, “What the fuck?”. Look, that’s the way it is. It’s called gravity. I don’t expect your penis to be up when it’s flaccid so stop thinking that boobs have an auto-perk mode.

Anyway, no one can look stunning all the time. No one. I have my off days and I have days that make me feel like I’m the shit. Yes, you can wear make up but I’m not about to wear fucking make up every hour of the day. I have better things to do and I’d rather not age prematurely for strangers that I don’t give two shits about.

This comment from the video really got to me.

This was the first time I’ve ever mildly insulted anyone. I usually try to be the wise sage on youtube because I get top comment all the time but this dude pissed me off. He kept talking the Middle East and blah blah blah. I’m thinking this guy is an idiot because the Middle East is a part Asia because they are not a part of Europe. Then he goes on to tell me that I have small eyes, etc. and I don’t even have a profile picture up for youtube because I rarely use it. This guy is stupid and he only accounts for a fraction of the stupidity in this world. Middle Eastern chicks wear kohl liner, eyeliner, contact lenses, the whole nine yards …. and for some reason Oriental (that is the correct term) ladies can’t? Bullshit man.

I usually don’t waste my time on people like him, but prejudice is a topic I feel strongly about.

And for the “I like naturally made up girls” saying guys, yeah right. I bet you don’t even know half of the shit she’s done to her body let alone tell you. Half of the time, men can’t discern the difference between a woman with breast implants and someone without.  Ladies don’t need to be impressing you. And the girls who are saying the same thing about how only ugly people wear make up, to hell with you too. You probably are insecure about yourself and your make up skills suck ass so that when you try to put it on, you fail miserably and look like a dumbass. Shout out to Ceci, I got her for you girl!

We should be able to dress and look how we feel/are on the inside. Not wearing make up or wearing enough to scare the shit off of a drag queen shouldn’t change the way someone feels about you if they like you for who you are. I walk out of Sephora all the time looking like Nicki Minaj and I don’t care if I’m not sporting an everyday look. I’m not for make up but I’m definitely not against it if it’s a part of who you are. I could shave my head and my husband would still tell me at the end of the day that I’m the best woman that he’s ever met and that he’d die without me. That’s friendship and love.

If you change for others, how can people respect you for doing that?

So we’ve come to the end of the post and yes, all of the above was a rant but you knew that from the beginning.

Also, I googled natural girls just because and no bitch wasn’t wearing make up. I hope you all had fun with this bitch fit. Stay tuned for more articles this weekend!

None of them were natural (no make up/no plastic-cosmetic surgery)

MTV Video Music Awards 2011: Katy Perry Going Hard on the Liquor, Lady GaGa’s New Boyfriend Within Her, MAC Fix+, and Alter Egos

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photo courtesy of ibtimes.com - GaGa power!

So Gaga starts off the night as Joe, same guy from her “You and I” video that was released earlier this month. Am I the only one who’s noticing a trend of alter egos? Sasha Fierce to Beyonce, Lady GaGa to Joe and Ziggy Stardust from David Bowie. Maybe artists feel like after a while, they’re expected by the fans and the general public to act and be a certain way. So they create an alter ego so they can do something different or try something new. Think about it, if an artist wanted to go batshit insane in public, it would hurt their reputation. However, if they were their alter ego at the time the incidents happen, then the main reputation wouldn’t really be affected although in some cases it does.

More or less, the MTV VMAs seemed a bit uneventful last night. I’m pretty sure Lady GaGa or perhaps Joe fell off the piano as she was jumping off from the looks of peoples’ faces around her. I don’t want to seem like a bad person, but I was sitting there expecting her to trip or fall. It’s not that I’m a sadistic person or that she’s clumsy, but the fact that she gets so into her performances, into the zone, that she’s been known (and been recorded) to fall on her face a few times already. Last night was no exception. But hey, her performance along with Lil Wayne’s closing performance were pretty much the best of the night. As for GaGa, I really don’t know why they kept switching back to Katy Perry. What in the world does GaGa being a man have to do with the “California Girls” singer, Katy Perry? I mean, when Lady GaGa’s “Alejandro” came out, Perry tweeted some not so nice words, but I’m sure there isn’t anymore beef between the two ladies. Or is there?

photo courtesy of mtv.com ... kanye, not a happy man right now

Speaking of Katy Perry, she won two awards last night – Video of the Year for “Firework” and Best Collaboration for “E.T.” with Kanye West. So of course, anyone who goes up there will have to do their little speech on what and who got them to win the “Moon Man” award as Perry dubbed him. Katy supposedly drank too much beforehand because she pretty much pissed the hell out of Kanye who left stage immediately after their speeches as she brought up the Taylor Swift incident and the assumed that Kayne West was receiving his first “Moon Man”, thus calling him an amateur. Katy, you have to hold off on the liquor next time or else no one will collaborate with you. Her coming from a religious background, I’d expect her to thank God a bit but perhaps next time. Honestly, I don’t know what to think of the girl. She used to be pretty alternative in her attitude and looks before she became a carbon copy pop princess. Lady GaGa pretty much did the opposite. She took the advice of the label to get her mainstream. Once she did, she found herself in a very powerful position in our music industry today so that she’s able to show her true colors, sing whatever she wants, etc. Maybe Katy will catch up eventually.

photo courtesy of maccosmetics.com - Mac Fix+ for only $20

So, we go onto other issues such as things that have been going on in my life lately. All is well and I’ve been meaning to blog more but I’ve been super busy as a new mom. You know how it goes. If not, I was planning on writing a blog post on postpartum life anyway so look out for that soon!

I know you guys are going to hate on me for this, but I just discovered MAC Fix+. Well, I’ve heard about it before but up until this month have I just experienced the magical wonders of this make up finishing spray/skin refresher. I got it at Macy’s for $20 for the 3.4 fl. oz. bottle. MAC also has a travel size version but you have to either go to an actual MAC store or order it online because you won’t find it at the department stores (I asked!). This spray is used by many celebrities/ make up artists and it’s really something that you either know about or you don’t. This product sets your make up and keeps it on for the entire day. And if you’re looking a bit off, refresh by spritzing some on your face. What they tell you to do is spray your face after you apply your moisturizer and once again after you have all of your make up on. MAC Fix+ takes away that “made powdery look” and gives you a very natural finish as if you had no cosmetics on at all. And another thing is if your foundation tends to be a bit streaky, all you have to do is give your foundation brush a spray before you dab it into your foundation. It smells like MAC’s MoistureLush cream, very fresh and clean. The only bad thing about this product is that you can become easily addicted, but good thing it’s relatively affordable. So try it out because I know you’ll never live without it again.